Writing 94, via Adam

Ohio University, Ellis Hall
Athens, Ohio USA 45701
Men's restroom, 3rd floor

First line:

Anyone who is not in a frat is a tool!

Second line reply

A tool of what, my friend? You are a member of a sexist, elitist, anachronistic organization dedicated to the repression and exclusion of minorities. You, my friend, are a tool - of THE MAN!