Writing 311, via Lynn

Houston, Texas USA 77396
Women's restroom

As the story goes, Bush was in need of a lady of the evening. He instructed Dick to set him up with some to check out. Dick brought him a blonde who told him the price was $200. He decided this was too much, so he asked the redhead "how much?". She told him $500. WOW! He then asked the brunette "how much?" and she replied:

Lower my panties as low as the wages, raise my dress as high as the taxes, get that thing as hard as the times and screw me like you screwed the American people and you can have it for nothing!

I actually read this about Nixon, years ago, but really felt it needed some updating and was still very appropriate!