Writing 24, via John

Hampstead, North Carolina, USA 28443.
Unisex restroom.

In portable toilet on construction site. Newfangled crapper had a hopper for water (so you could wash your hands) directly above the urinal.

this is the stupidest idea yet, makin' you lean backwards to pee...
Dude, you just need a three foot dick like everyone else
If I had a three foot dick, I wouldn't need a urinal, now would I?