Writing 219, via Speed Shitter

University of Massachusetts Amherst
Baker House
Amherst, Massachusetts USA 01003
Men's restroom, 2nd floor

The world-famous and AAA-approved Stall 7 in Baker house was covered in doggerel circa 1990. Most of it was unremarkable, but two spring to mind immediately. First:

You shithouse poets
Are sons of bitches -
While I stood here reading,
I shit my britches!

And the source of the foulest nickname I've held thus far:

Even as I write this, Speed Shitter has come and gone in Stall 5.